tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86574616916892251922024-03-05T08:42:41.653-05:00Laughing ConservativeCURRENT EVENTS SPICED WITH HUMORAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comBlogger6982125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-79601438352534022552016-03-03T20:52:00.001-05:002016-03-03T20:59:24.343-05:00Cartoon: Rick McKeeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-10184895248998101262016-02-26T14:08:00.004-05:002016-02-28T21:27:14.841-05:00Christie plumps for Trump
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie lent his weight to Donald Trump, at a Trump rally, in Fort Worth, Texas, Saturday, fueling speculation over a possible vice-presidential deal, which Christie denies
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-39139173348082647272016-02-24T13:55:00.000-05:002016-02-24T14:02:26.604-05:00Trumpnado sweeps onwards
Mitt Romney won Nevada's caucus ins 2012 with about 50 percent of the vote. He did so by pulling in roughly 16,000 total votes – roughly the same number that second-place finisher Marco Rubio pulled in this year. Donald Trump, by contrast, more than doubled Romney's total, garnering 34,500 votes, reports the Weekly Standard
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-66272996741251823982016-02-13T21:49:00.000-05:002016-03-17T21:25:11.994-04:00The Clinton Chronicles: Bill's late for dinner
Even in the seclusion of our Chappaqua home we can't escape the prying eyes and ears of Secret Service agents who loiter on our street in a 'cable' van and delight in leaking cheap gossip about everyday life at Chez Clinton and our supposed fondness for cusswords, speaking of which: "Is that you, Bill? Maria's gone home and I'm not f____ing cooking for you. You'll have toAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-35541678899739343832016-02-12T21:07:00.001-05:002016-02-13T00:54:44.467-05:00The Clinton Chronicles: Cussword puzzle
Another Secret Service crap merchant has climbed on the publishing bandwagon to unleash yet more lies about and me and Bill over our alleged haughtiness and excessive use of cusswords, while we were in the White House.
" Get out of my way, now F__off... you lying traitors," is all I have to say about that.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-73063772455405355762016-01-29T21:43:00.000-05:002016-02-10T09:43:44.993-05:00The flying Diary of Donald J.Trump
Dictated aboard my Boeing 757: My threatened boycott of the Iowa debate was a masterstroke, more effective than even I had dreamed it would be. Now all eyes are on me, me, me. and even the unions are reportey fearful that I will draw some of their membership into my hungry maw. The Granite state has crowned me king of the GOP
Let trumpets sound! I am White House bound!
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-75776725058364371102016-01-27T04:02:00.002-05:002016-02-10T12:47:01.366-05:00Cartoon: Nate BeelerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-75317494746307801782016-01-26T00:02:00.001-05:002016-01-26T22:23:34.779-05:00Nanny Bloomberg 'has billion-dollar war chest'
The multi-billionaire is reportedly ready to spend $1 billion on a presidential bid. [More]
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-3582031345409469452016-01-22T21:34:00.000-05:002016-01-23T15:20:03.359-05:00Stars protest lack of black Dungie nominees
The Academy of Dung Beetles has resolved to diversify its membership immediately, in the wake of protests over the all-white list of nominees for the 1915 Dung Beetle Awards. "The fact is, there are only so may slots and very few white dung beetles," said Academy spokesbeetle, Scarab Roller.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-85318184929282234112016-01-19T20:49:00.002-05:002016-01-22T20:22:35.537-05:00Clinton Chronicles: Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble
Yikes! I am reminded of my role as Third Witch in my high-school's production of Macbeth. As if Bernie Sanders weren't trouble enough...Something wicked this way comes: Sarah Palin is now endorsing Trump.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-56605996174556675292016-01-19T03:58:00.001-05:002016-01-19T03:58:38.897-05:00Barack Obama's Diary: OK mate, you can have a few bloody minutes of my time
I have a meeting this morning with Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull and I have been practising my Australian folk ballads, to ensure he feels relaxed and at home, the bloody savage.
"Waltzing Esmeralda, Waltzing Esmeralda.... Won't you come a Waltzing Esmeralda with me...?" I warbled.
Turnbull was unimpressed. So at the photo-op, I gave him the "loyal ally, with a small Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-75031747645038219672016-01-18T22:20:00.001-05:002016-01-20T23:05:02.821-05:00The Clinton Chronicles: A Third Degree Bern
Note to self: We gotta get some dirt on Bernie Sanders, As Bill has often said: " You can't fight dirty if you don't get some dirt to throw."
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-85519312620348250082016-01-13T22:35:00.003-05:002016-01-14T21:28:46.765-05:00Cartoon: Nate Beeler
[Columbus Daily Dispatch]
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-41358141280906267932016-01-13T22:22:00.003-05:002016-01-13T22:23:11.344-05:00Cartoon: Rick McKee
[The Augusta Chronicle]
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-68763628010661590492016-01-11T23:27:00.000-05:002016-01-12T21:26:13.853-05:00Barack Obama's Diary: The wonderful State of Me
It's State of the Union time again, when I am liberated to speak about all things Me, Mine, to trumpet My extraordinary, history-making achievements, about how I have spread peace and goodwill across the Earth, leaving only a few coins as a gratuity. And then, of course, those pesky Iranians had to steal My thunder by impounding two small navy boats just as I was gearing up for My moment &Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-2506848947730618792016-01-10T01:13:00.000-05:002016-01-10T22:55:19.122-05:00Ms. Jarrett's Journal
An insider's view of Barack Obama's abominable administration as it struggles to keep the nation's head above water:
I was delighted to find Barry's stash of shatter in his desk on Air Force One: Dr S.H. Rink is skilled at adjusting Barry's excessive self-medication--- but we are all better off when Barry has no access to his daily dope of choice.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-55568616968478985932016-01-04T21:06:00.002-05:002016-01-04T21:10:39.743-05:00Cartoon: Nate Beeler
[The Columbus Dispatch]
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-46368454391162380402016-01-03T21:14:00.002-05:002016-01-04T21:46:00.780-05:00These are the voyages of Airforce One
Captain's Log 1/4/016---- Our Mission : To boldly go where Nobama has gone before.... No sooner had we collected Valerie Jarrett from Oahu, than she led the cabin crew in a painstaking hunt for any traces of shatter - a brittle marijuana-based membrane which is the passenger-in-chief's new drug of choice.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-61876377427079942362016-01-03T20:35:00.000-05:002016-01-03T20:35:02.349-05:00Blue bliss
Read it all: http://www.libertyproject.com/well-being/blue-apron-everyone-talking-about-it/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-39752347550672134752016-01-01T22:54:00.001-05:002016-01-03T21:17:53.190-05:00Progress Notes for Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.
With the generous use of Ativan, I have brought Patient back under control after his idiotic use of Shatter {butane-dissolved cannabis oil}. Meanwhile, Valerie Jarrett is being flown to Hawaii at Mrs. Patient's behest, to keep patient on the straight and narrow. It is deeply alarming that someone so paranoid should have his finger on the nuclear trigger. We have to hope that the Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-47440011903576426682015-12-31T23:44:00.000-05:002016-01-01T22:19:29.093-05:00Captain's Log 1/1/16: These are the voyages of Air Force One
1/1/16 : Our Mission: To boldly go where Nobama has Gone Before. Passenger-in-Chief has requested that AF1 be flown to Joint Base Andrews, to take Valerie Jarrett to Hawaii for the purpose of supervising said Passenger-in-Chief who is behaving erratically after smoking a cannabis-derived substance named shatter. It will cost a few thousand bucks to stock the galley with food for Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-78271527820412823862015-12-30T00:51:00.000-05:002016-01-02T13:40:55.383-05:00Barack Obama's Diary: My Secret Service detail goes to 'Plan B'
I decided to collect dear Valerie Jarrett at Honolulu Airport. Marv Nicholson set it all up and we proceeded there by motorcade. Alas, some tiresome Secret Service agent spied a drone following us; I was bundled into one of four anonymous armored black Yukons in the motorcade to wait out Plan B, the much-rehearsed counter measures for attack on a presidential motorcade. Up popped the Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-23540245857360783092015-12-27T22:01:00.000-05:002015-12-29T22:29:11.096-05:00Progress report on Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.
I was called away by Mark Nicholson from dolphin-watching at my sumptuous hotel at Diamond Head, Oahu. Nicholson, was in a funk over Patient's condition. Apparently, at Patient's request, Marv had obtained some Shatter, a super-potent new form of cannabis dissolved in butane and Patient was hallucinating that he was floating around the International Space Station with astronaut Mark Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-61853540855407698722015-12-26T22:58:00.002-05:002015-12-27T22:54:34.844-05:00Barack Obama's Diary: ka-choom! I go into orbit
Yesterday, I asked my ultra-discreet trip director, Marv Nicholson, to obtain for me a sample of Shatter. a novelty in the marijuana market, made by dissolving cannabis oil in butane, thus creating an hugely potent ultra-thin product that is readily concealed and used to thwart busybodies like Dr. S.H. Rink who injects me with a sedative at the vaguest hint Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8657461691689225192.post-59834508485014646902015-12-25T00:37:00.002-05:002015-12-25T12:24:53.215-05:00Marvin makes a shattering discovery
Marvin Nicholson, my ever-obliging trip director, has marked a copy of the Wapo for my information. It describes an innovation in the marijuana market that involves dissolving cannabis oil in butane. The brittle result is apparently called "shatter" because of its propensity for doing so. I wrote "please obtain sample ASAP" in the margin. I knew that Miraculous Marv would come Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04381709739188097942noreply@blogger.com