Barack Obama used powerful magic today to convince media that he has brought the economy back from the dead. He cast a spell over reporters in the Rose Garden by waving over them the pages of an alleged "American Jobs Act," a stack of paper held together by a single bulldog clip [see above]. It was unclear if the pages inside were blank. While it is obvious from the screenshot that VP Joe Biden was immediately hypnotized, it is not yet clear if the magic worked on all the others present.
