Dear Cabbie: I'm going to New York for a fundraiser, but people are complaining that my arrival clashes with the tree-lighting at Rockefeller Center and a Justin Bieber concert. They say my motorcade will snarl up the city. What should I do? --BHO, Washington D.C.
Dear BHO: A motorcade? Fuggedaboutit. You have already spent all our money, plus $15 trillion. Live within your means and take a goddam cab. You gotta problem with that? --Cabbie
