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11/20/11

Protester outrage over pepper on soyburgers

Students at UC Davis,  gathered in a cafeteria  to peacefully protest corporate greed,  accused the university chancellor of attempted genocide when they saw a cafeteria cook grinding  pepper to their soyburgers."They were sitting there peacefully," said a spokes committee, "when this cook picked up a large pepper grinder  and walked up and down a whole row of burger patties, cold-bloodedly grinding pepper directly on to their surface. " This is  pure, unprovoked brutality,"  the spokes committee said. "We held a general meeting and everyone  uptwinkled that we should eat hot dogs instead. No-one is going to push us around."