Dear Diary: It's been a difficult day (aren't most of them?) I have apologized to Karzai because I feel one should always be nice to rude people and they will be nice in return. But the Afghans aren't responding. How many times do have to apologize politely to get those mobs off the streets? I wanted to ask Assad courteously to stop killing civilians in Syria, but meanwhile Hillary has been at a conference in Tunisia baying for his blood. Scary woman. Which reminds me: M. has returned and I'm back on a diet of fish and daggone peas. Maybe the Republicans were right not to eat them.
What was I saying? Oh yes, about Hillary being scary. Now, it turns out that Saddam did have WMDs but he shipped them off to Syria before our troops could find them. Awk-waaaard... but at least I can blame Bush one more time. Time to say a quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.
What was I saying? Oh yes, about Hillary being scary. Now, it turns out that Saddam did have WMDs but he shipped them off to Syria before our troops could find them. Awk-waaaard... but at least I can blame Bush one more time. Time to say a quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.