Dear Diary: A great Wednesday. I love it when a plan comes together! David Cameron was every bit as psyched by Air Force One as Valerie Jarrett had hoped and who wouldn't be psyched when Britain is so broke that they usually fly Cameron around in a WW1 biplane. Dennis Kucinich joined us at the NCAA game in Ohio. Man, can that dude talk! That blocked Cameron from asking awkward questions about the timetable for allied withdrawal from Afghanistan. We had a State Dinner tonight. Yum! Lots of stuff Michelle normally forbids me: Bison Wellington, crisped halibut, and a steamed lemon pudding. We kept the wine list secret from the media...we know what mischief they would make with $300 bottles of wine. Leno and Letterman would be wise-cracking about them being cheaper than a gallon of gas in LA. That's funny! Though I say so myself, and I do. Which reminds me: I gotta get Steven Chu to figure out a way to cut gas prices before November or the bitter clingers will kick my skinny ass out of the Oval Office -- scary thought. And talking of scary, Michelle is calling out to me, so I must close the laptop. And so to bed.