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3/25/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: It's the end of a long day. The army took me to the DMZ and gave  me a pair of binoculars to look into North Korea. I couldn't see much, but I do admire  the way the Norks  hold Kim Jong Un in great reverence.  I deserve that, though I say so myself ...and I do.  Marvin my body guy who knows everything,  managed to keep me adequately fed without  my having to eat any spicy fermented cabbage. Marvin thinks I should turn in early so he has laid out my jammies and Boo-boo my faithful blankie  which I'll rub against my cheek to ensure a good night's rest before the nuclear materials conference starts in the morning. A quick prayer to myself, and so to bed. Boo-boo, come and cuddle.