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3/9/12

Dear Cabby: advice column


Dear Cabby: I' m being pressured to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination for the sake of the Party. But I'm absolutely  and completely the party's best chance to win against Obama. What should I do?  --N.G.,Georgia


Dear N.G.: I have  driven  Santorum  in my cab, and Romney  (who put his dog on the roof and gave me a $100 tip to keep quiet about it.) Neither of them impressed me. So stay in da race, Newt. 
Where is it  dat you and your blonde lady want to go, Newt? Oh yeah, Tiffany's.  You're lucky dat  I'm driving a Crown Victoria. One day  I was driving one of dem new Ford Escape cabs and I was hailed by Chris Christie. I had to tell him to fuggedaboudit... he couldn't get in through the door. What's up with you GOP guys?   Whaddabout Weightwatchers?  You gotta problem widdat?  
Here's Tiffany's. Take it easy with  Newt's credit, lady, or you'll get him in trouble again.--Cabby.