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5/20/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary:  What a day! A day that has truly matched My exceptional talent  and enabled Me to take my rightful place as leader of the free world. I told all the other countries of NATO to be ready to be outta Afghanistan by 2014. I  unleashed smart diplomacy on Karzai and  I told him to make nice with those friendly Taliban. "You've got a lovely  presidential palace over  there, Hamid, we wouldn't wan't anything untoward  to happen to it, would we?" He seemed grateful  to be  reminded by Me  that drones are notorious for hitting the wrong target.
Meantime, outside on the streets of Chicago,  thousands of  protesters were using their greasy heads to viciously assault the nightsticks of  Chicago's finest.  Smelly, ungrateful OWSers, stealing my spotlight ...after all that's  been done by Me to encourage and support them. Boo-boo, My blankey, has been escorted here by  Marvelous Marv, My trip director and, after a quick prayer of gratitude to Myself for My global statesmanship, it's off to bed  for Me,  lulled by the thwack of ungrateful heads on nightsicks and the soothing touch of Boo-boo. ...um-num-num-um  Barry luv Boo-boo...zzzzz...