Dear Diary: What a day! A day that has truly matched My exceptional talent and enabled Me to take my rightful place as leader of the free world. I told all the other countries of NATO to be ready to be outta Afghanistan by 2014. I unleashed smart diplomacy on Karzai and I told him to make nice with those friendly Taliban. "You've got a lovely presidential palace over there, Hamid, we wouldn't wan't anything untoward to happen to it, would we?" He seemed grateful to be reminded by Me that drones are notorious for hitting the wrong target.
Meantime, outside on the streets of Chicago, thousands of protesters were using their greasy heads to viciously assault the nightsticks of Chicago's finest. Smelly, ungrateful OWSers, stealing my spotlight ...after all that's been done by Me to encourage and support them. Boo-boo, My blankey, has been escorted here by Marvelous Marv, My trip director and, after a quick prayer of gratitude to Myself for My global statesmanship, it's off to bed for Me, lulled by the thwack of ungrateful heads on nightsicks and the soothing touch of Boo-boo. ...um-num-num-um Barry luv Boo-boo...zzzzz...
Meantime, outside on the streets of Chicago, thousands of protesters were using their greasy heads to viciously assault the nightsticks of Chicago's finest. Smelly, ungrateful OWSers, stealing my spotlight ...after all that's been done by Me to encourage and support them. Boo-boo, My blankey, has been escorted here by Marvelous Marv, My trip director and, after a quick prayer of gratitude to Myself for My global statesmanship, it's off to bed for Me, lulled by the thwack of ungrateful heads on nightsicks and the soothing touch of Boo-boo. ...um-num-num-um Barry luv Boo-boo...zzzzz...