The Academy of Dung Beetles' award is being supersized and rolled towards New York Mayor Michael "Nanny" Bloomberg for his outrageous overreach in regulating the quantities of soda people are allowed to purchase. If someone chooses to buy a giant soda to last them through a long movie, that should be their choice. Hizzoner knows best and you, a lowly citizen, may not question him. The Big Apple? Fuggedaboudit...now it's the Small Snapple.
