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5/17/12

Tabby: our Catty Columnist

Dear Tabby: I am a political analyst for MSNBC and NBC. I try hard to be unbiased but I am increasingly accused of being 'in the tank' for Obama. What should I do? --C.M., D.C
Dear CM: Unbiased?  Give me break. You're the one who said an Obama speech sent tingles up your leg.  Your brown-nosing of Obama is only matched by David Letterman's. At least he and  Leno try to use gags that ridicule both sides equally.  By the way, with that blond hair of yours, I would steer clear of Mitt Romney, he has a reputation for cutting off blond hair he doesn't like.  
You want a solution? Head on over to Fox News studios and they will kick the biased crap out of you, like they do with  your MSNBC ratings . Works for me. --Tabby