Dear Diary: My trip director, Marv, had me ready early for a motorcade to Andrews and Air Force One for a flight to Florida to speak at a meeting of prominent Latinos. I was polishing my speech when an urgent call came in from Cup Holder, who was in state of high excitement. " I think I may have a way out of the Fast and Furious impasse," he said, his voice trembling.
" And what would that be, Cup?" I inquired.
"Barack," he said, "you know that annoying blog, White House Dossier?" "Yes, Cup," I replied patiently. "Well, you know how Keith Koffler has a satirical quote every day? Today he has quoted you as saying that Bo had eaten all the crucial F&F papers. That's the perfect answer if the GOP sharks keep circling."
"Hmmm," I said, "Good thinking, Cup. The dog excuse worked great for me at Harvard. Let's keep it as Plan B, should Boehner develop the cojones to pursue F&F further." [cojones= testicles, I know this from polishing my Orlando speech where they are sure to praise the vast size of my cojones in suspending enforcement of some immigration law] Meantime, Hasta la vista, future historians, I will finish this Diary entry after I return to the W.H. tonight. [To be continued...]
" And what would that be, Cup?" I inquired.
"Barack," he said, "you know that annoying blog, White House Dossier?" "Yes, Cup," I replied patiently. "Well, you know how Keith Koffler has a satirical quote every day? Today he has quoted you as saying that Bo had eaten all the crucial F&F papers. That's the perfect answer if the GOP sharks keep circling."
"Hmmm," I said, "Good thinking, Cup. The dog excuse worked great for me at Harvard. Let's keep it as Plan B, should Boehner develop the cojones to pursue F&F further." [cojones= testicles, I know this from polishing my Orlando speech where they are sure to praise the vast size of my cojones in suspending enforcement of some immigration law] Meantime, Hasta la vista, future historians, I will finish this Diary entry after I return to the W.H. tonight. [To be continued...]