Dear Diary: Team Obama are on top of their game. First of all -- in case the House doesn't buy the Executive Privilege maneuver --- Holder had the brilliant idea of telling Congress that Bo ate the critical Fast and Furious papers. Then -- not to be outdone in the Brilliance Stakes -- my campaign staff produced the idea of an Obama Gift Registry where, instead of giving someone a gift, people send a card saying the gift money has gone to my campaign. Imagine how grateful the recipients will be to play a part in the historic re-election of The Most Innovative President of Our Time. Imagine being unwell and receiving a card saying: " I hope you get well soon-- instead of buying flowers I sent the money to the Obama campaign." Democrats will instantly feel much better. Republicans not so much.
Today, being Saturday, was Golf With Biden Day and the weather was perfect: sunny and cooler. Between holes I approved some Waziristan drone strikes via my encrypted cellphone. As I have said before, I love to multi task. I'm going to watch Storage Wars on the DVR now [ I'm like Dave Hester, the smartest guy among the storage lockers. Biden is like Barry Weiss, affable, but accident prone.] Then I plan go to bed early, ready for a quiet day tomorrow before a demanding week with the Supreme Court health care ruling expected, among other awkward events. Meantime, buenos nachos, amigos. Yum. Nice cheese.
Today, being Saturday, was Golf With Biden Day and the weather was perfect: sunny and cooler. Between holes I approved some Waziristan drone strikes via my encrypted cellphone. As I have said before, I love to multi task. I'm going to watch Storage Wars on the DVR now [ I'm like Dave Hester, the smartest guy among the storage lockers. Biden is like Barry Weiss, affable, but accident prone.] Then I plan go to bed early, ready for a quiet day tomorrow before a demanding week with the Supreme Court health care ruling expected, among other awkward events. Meantime, buenos nachos, amigos. Yum. Nice cheese.