Dear Diary: I took a break today from the all-important business of fundraising, to attend to lesser concerns like the nation's drought and the Syrian civil war. I reminded Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack that farmers are like other entrepreneurs: they didn't create their farms. Somebody else made that happen. I also met with Hillary so she could brief me on her nine-country tour and what it was like in Egypt being the target of tomatoes, shoes and taunts of " Monica."
I reminded her that she didn't create the angry crowd, somebody else made that happen. "Yeah, you and your smart diplomacy," she shot back. After that, I met with Joe Biden over lunch and reminded him that he didn't create himself, somebody else overcame thin walls to make that happen. Later I welcomed the 2012 NCAA Women's Basketball Champion Baylor Bears to the White House. I reminded them that they didn't create their historic 40-0 season. Somebody else made that happen. The women narrowed their eyes and stared. Yikes. I said I had an urgent matter to sort out and I hurried to the Oval Office, there to hide in the Clinton Closet until Marv called me on my iPresidophone, saying the players had left. Talking of scary ladies, M. is calling for me to join her. It will be relief to pull my blankey, Boo-boo, from under my pillow and cuddle him...Barry luv Boo-boo... um-num-num-um...zzzzzz
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I reminded her that she didn't create the angry crowd, somebody else made that happen. "Yeah, you and your smart diplomacy," she shot back. After that, I met with Joe Biden over lunch and reminded him that he didn't create himself, somebody else overcame thin walls to make that happen. Later I welcomed the 2012 NCAA Women's Basketball Champion Baylor Bears to the White House. I reminded them that they didn't create their historic 40-0 season. Somebody else made that happen. The women narrowed their eyes and stared. Yikes. I said I had an urgent matter to sort out and I hurried to the Oval Office, there to hide in the Clinton Closet until Marv called me on my iPresidophone, saying the players had left. Talking of scary ladies, M. is calling for me to join her. It will be relief to pull my blankey, Boo-boo, from under my pillow and cuddle him...Barry luv Boo-boo... um-num-num-um...zzzzzz
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