A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, were assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a long-distance train. Though initially embarrassed, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying : "Ma'am, I'm so sorry to bother you, but would mind reaching into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm very cold."
"'I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight: let's pretend that we're married."
"That's a great idea!" he said.
"Good," she replied: "Get your own f**king blanket."
"'I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight: let's pretend that we're married."
"That's a great idea!" he said.
"Good," she replied: "Get your own f**king blanket."
The End.