Dear Diary: Auugh! Ryan has not only invaded my Iowa stumping ground, but he and Mitt again kicked down the door to my innocent dreams last night as I slept in Des Moines. They were mocking my arithmetic skills, chanting:
" One banana, two bananas three bananas, four;
Five bananas, six bananas, nine bananas, more."
Racist swine. At the Iowa State Fair I called on everyone to support a fairer America where everyone shares the success of the successful. No winning pig; but blue ribbons for all pigs. Ryan tried stumping for capitalist pigs. As if. Good luck with that, R&R.
I watched Michelle on Leno last night. She has learned well from me, using the word "cool" at least a dozen times. Cool. Using Cool is way Cool. It makes you seem, well, cool. It's time for beddie-byes again. I'm cool with that, because Marv my trip director has laid out my travel blankey Boo-boo-two alongside my blue jammies. How cool is that. Cool Barry luv cool Boo-boo-two...um-num-num-um...zzzzz...
" One banana, two bananas three bananas, four;
Five bananas, six bananas, nine bananas, more."
Racist swine. At the Iowa State Fair I called on everyone to support a fairer America where everyone shares the success of the successful. No winning pig; but blue ribbons for all pigs. Ryan tried stumping for capitalist pigs. As if. Good luck with that, R&R.
I watched Michelle on Leno last night. She has learned well from me, using the word "cool" at least a dozen times. Cool. Using Cool is way Cool. It makes you seem, well, cool. It's time for beddie-byes again. I'm cool with that, because Marv my trip director has laid out my travel blankey Boo-boo-two alongside my blue jammies. How cool is that. Cool Barry luv cool Boo-boo-two...um-num-num-um...zzzzz...