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8/24/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: Nobody knows the troubles I've seen. After a morning with no events,  I was  completely exhausted. The family and I proceeded majestically to Camp David for a weekend of rest and recreation. I have disliked the bed in the Presidential Cabin ever since it was short-sheeted by Dmitry Medvedev, on the instructions of Vlad the Impaler during the G8 conference. So I will  be glad of the comfort of my  travel blankey, Boo-boo-two, which Marv my faithful trip director, never fails to place under my pillow. After penning these few words, My  Imperial Majesty will retire graciously to bed. Barry luv Boo-boo-two...um-num-num-um...zzzzz..