Dear Diary: Auugh! I was told that Rush Limbaugh today hinted that I had interfered with Hurricane Isaac and thereby caused delay to the GOP convention. I immediately thought: He must know about Valerie Jarrett's cauldron and her incantations to the spirits of rain and wind. But it turns out that Rush was just having some fun suggesting that I had influenced forecasters to hype the hurricane enough for the GOP to cancel Day One. My majestic, yet elusive, genius prevails again. Phew!