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8/27/12

Barack Obama's Diary

Dear Diary: Auugh! I was told that Rush Limbaugh  today hinted that I had interfered with Hurricane Isaac and  thereby caused delay to the GOP convention.  I immediately thought: He must know about Valerie Jarrett's cauldron and her incantations to the spirits of rain and wind. But it turns out that Rush was just having some fun suggesting that I had influenced forecasters to hype the hurricane  enough for the GOP  to cancel Day One.  My majestic, yet elusive, genius prevails again. Phew