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8/20/12

Joe's Journal

Dear Journal: I had a lovely relaxing  weekend at home  with Jill in Wilmington. Young  Barack wants to meet me for lunch again today, only one working day after our previous lunch last Thursday. I escaped unharmed last week but I have a bad feeling that today he may take me to the woodshed. Or,  at the very least, put me back in chains, y'all, if I can't immediately tell him the day, month and  year. I just pulled a copy of the Washington Post  from a stack of newspapers in my office. It's dated January 15, 2008, so I'll  have that correct. Nyaah, nyaah, Mr "President,"  not so clever  are you...