A good day. The weather could have been kinder in Florida, but feedback shows I have succeeded in putting Barack Obama on the backfoot in Iowa, with the simple use of irony. It has become apparent to me that narcissists are often too vain to notice irony, bless their hearts, so let it be known that henceforth I'll be making maximum use of irony, to highlight Obama's multitudinous shortcomings, bless his heart. He won't know how to respond to a wish that he be blessed, but a wish that simultaneously diminishes his stature. Bless his heart.
[h/t The Lonely Conservative]
[h/t The Lonely Conservative]