Dear Diary: A day of freedom for my majestic self today after a very demanding week. Hillary, thank goodness, is taking most of the heat for any lack of preparedness at our Benghazi consulate. She has been looking a little haggard, as well she might. But I have kept my presidential cool throughout, the very model of a modern commander-in-chief who does his duty unflinchingly. Awesome, though I say so myself, and I do.