Dictated by from Air Force One en route from Vegas to Denver, for transcription by the White House transcriptionist:
Dear Diary: D-Day is here, the day of the ...errr...first debate. With my smarts this should be an ...errr...walk in the park. As I stand on stage I will be repeatin' this advice to myself: Smile, stay laid back and kewl, use pauses to gain time and to seem ...errr... thoughtful. Drop Rs to seem folksy. When in doubt blame Bush. At all costs, steer clear of ...errr...uncomfortable facts and, if I can't, wrap them in impenetrable language so that viewers get bored and switch to the Kardashians. Mittman, be afraid, be very afraid of my superior intellect and rapier-like wit.
Dear Diary: D-Day is here, the day of the ...errr...first debate. With my smarts this should be an ...errr...walk in the park. As I stand on stage I will be repeatin' this advice to myself: Smile, stay laid back and kewl, use pauses to gain time and to seem ...errr... thoughtful. Drop Rs to seem folksy. When in doubt blame Bush. At all costs, steer clear of ...errr...uncomfortable facts and, if I can't, wrap them in impenetrable language so that viewers get bored and switch to the Kardashians. Mittman, be afraid, be very afraid of my superior intellect and rapier-like wit.