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I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her:
"What day is tomorrow"?
She said: "It's Presidents Day!"
She is a smart kid. I asked: "What does Presidents Day mean?"
She said: "Presidents Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bullshit."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose.
[Thanks RK]
I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her:
"What day is tomorrow"?
She said: "It's Presidents Day!"
She is a smart kid. I asked: "What does Presidents Day mean?"
She said: "Presidents Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of bullshit."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose.
[Thanks RK]