Dear Diary: Oh my... I've just seen a video clip of Michelle 'Mom dancing' with Jimmy Fallon. Almost immediately afterwards, a call came through from British Prime Minister David Cameron. "Barack, old chap" said Cameron. "Would you mind awfully if we excluded spouses and significant others from the G8 meeting?" He said he wanted us to "focus" at the May meeting, which was as lame an excuse as I've ever heard, since the venue is a golf resort in Northern Ireland. I think his wife, Samantha, wants to avoid organizing a program for spouses. Or he had just seen that clip of Michelle 'Mom dancing' and had a vision of her attempting to hip-bump Queen Elizabeth.
Awkwaard...
