Dear Diary: The moment I was informed of the Boston bombings I leaped into action. I directed my FBI director to scour the area for clues. "Scour the area for clues..." I said tersely "..."and make it quick." He relayed my instructions to his agents in the field. "Question all suspects," I reminded him. No sooner had I put the FBI on the bomber's trail when another crisis arose. Somebody had mailed letters tainted with ricin to a Senator and to me. "Look at the postmarks," I barked at FBI director Mueller." That will tell you the origin". He was very grateful for my help and said his agents could never have figured that out on their own. I have a very versatile intellect, though I say so myself and I do. But enough about me.
