Dear Diary: Aaugh! The AP has revealed our cunning backdoor email network where my administration could communicate off the record. Our spin is that we needed these addresses to avoid email in-tray overload and spam [Ha, bloody ha! as Prince Philip said to me when I gave an iPod of my speeches to the Queen]. In reality we used the addresses to avoid leaving a paper trail for messages that media hacks might misunderstand, like one I wrote to the Lois Lerner at the IRS: "I want all conservatives organizations audited and re-audited until their eyes pop out. Capiche?" or "That's a nice job you've got there, Eric, we wouldn't want anything to happen to it would we? Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha!" But enough about me.
