"Tough to know what Weiner was really thinking during his press conference because he was standing behind a podium." -Andy Borowitz
It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, 'I don't know.'" -Conan O'Brien
"What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?" -Jon Stewart [RK]