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8/29/13

Barack Obama's Diary: Being Andris Bērziņš

Dear Diary: A brutal day that included a meeting with President Toomas Hendrik Ilves of Estonia, Dalia Grybauskaitė of Lithuania, and President Andris Bērziņš of Latvia.  In fact I was glad to be able to distract the media from our embarrassing hiatus over Syria. After the meeting I held my routine session  for the cameras during which I  smile and deliver my usual sound bite  for non-entity countries: "---- is a relatively small country   which punches above its weight and is a loyal / trusted ally of the United States."  Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia. I don't think the  White House press corpse has any more idea than I do where these countries are.  As for President "Andris Bērziņš"--- what kind of crazy name is that?