Dear Diary: My life is a living hell. Vlad Pootin has been calling at all hours, sometimes just whispering "Syria" and then breathing heavily. To add to my woes, some county in the boondocks of Kentucky [cue: duelling banjos] has joined a growing chorus of dislike for the healthy school lunches touted by Michelle.
“They say it tastes like vomit,” said Harlan County Public Schools board member Myra Mosley at a board meeting last week, reports The Harlan Daily Enterprise. Them's fightin' words, Ms Mosely, and I have the butt bruises from Michelle's Jimmy Choo's to show for it. But that's enough about me. [ECS]
“They say it tastes like vomit,” said Harlan County Public Schools board member Myra Mosley at a board meeting last week, reports The Harlan Daily Enterprise. Them's fightin' words, Ms Mosely, and I have the butt bruises from Michelle's Jimmy Choo's to show for it. But that's enough about me. [ECS]