Woof! I have been enjoying life away from that tedious island in the golf of Massachusetts. My new companion, Sunny, is OK. But my master offended me deeply by telling CNN that he and my mistress had gotten Sunny as a child substitute for when the girls leave for college. What an outrageous fib! It will be another five years before Sasha goes to college. The whole family knows Sunny's sole purpose was to draw the media's attention away from the dog's breakfast my master has been making of Egypt and Syria. As for Benghazi, I prefer Beneful. Woof!
Woof! I have been enjoying life away from that tedious island in the golf of Massachusetts. My new companion, Sunny, is OK. But my master offended me deeply by telling CNN that he and my mistress had gotten Sunny as a child substitute for when the girls leave for college. What an outrageous fib! It will be another five years before Sasha goes to college. The whole family knows Sunny's sole purpose was to draw the media's attention away from the dog's breakfast my master has been making of Egypt and Syria. As for Benghazi, I prefer Beneful. Woof!