Woof! It appears that my master and mistress have finally woken up to my need for companionship, duh... They have adopted another Portuguese waterdog named Sunny, a female who is of no physical interest to me. A couple years ago I was given an injection, fell asleep and woke up without my nuts. Gee, thanks. But at least I've now got someone with whom to romp around --we Portuguese water dogs are too well-bred to ever split our infinitives [oops] or commit other basic errors, unlike my master who mixed up affects and effects on Twitter yesterday. What a cat brain.
