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8/30/13

Case Notes: Patient 540463, Obama, Barack, H.

8/30/13:  Consulted with patient in private quarters again. Patient continues to exhibit extreme insecurity and paranoia. He is still receiving voice-mails from Vladimir Putin. Patient played me the latest voice-mail: "Hey, Obamavitch,  your only  remaining allies are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Good luck with them. Bwaaa-ha-ha!"  Since I dare not prescribe another sedative. I am having to use  cognitive  behavioral therapy  to help relieve Patient's mounting distress.  But how this bird-brain ever got re-elected is beyond my comprehension. ---Dictated by Dr. S.H. Rink