
DEAR VW: I think you should ask George W. Bush, since he is to blame for all of today's woes. But, meantime, visit your local Social Security offices in Philly and say you have back trouble and require disability benefits. Then save a bundle on rent by applying for Section 8 housing, eat better and save still more on lobster and Philly steak sandwiches, with an EBT card. We have a name for people like you and you should wear it with pride: