Progress Notes: Patient 540463, Obama, Barack H.

9/14/13:  Patient still paranoid,  now thinks everybody is laughing at him.
"How does that make you feel?" I asked.
"Like a moron," he replied.
"What if that were true?" I asked.
"That I'm a moron?"
"That people are laughing at you."
"Not possible," he said
"Why?"
"Because I am Barack Hussein Obama. I inspire awe, not humor"  ---Dictated By S.H Rink, M.D.