Dear Diary: Ta-da! It's the first day of Obamacare and surprise, surprise Vlad was on the phone before I had even finished my Froot Loops. "Obamavitch! Congratulations on the first day of your socialist health system! Don't be discouraged if it takes a few decades to iron out the glitches. That's how totalitarians roll. If you have trouble getting people to sign up, you may have to shoot some Tzars --you got plenty of them in your Cabinet, and remember how Stalin starved peasant farmers into joining collective farms. In this case you just starve them of healthcare until they either die or comply. Bwaaha! ha! ha! Good luck, Obamavitch, You're gonna need it." Bastard.