Dear Diary:
Aauugh! I am betrayed. Bill Clinton called on me publicly today to keep the promises I made to independent policyholders that they could keep their healthcare policies if they liked their policies. Bastard. He's obviously moving to distance Hillary from me when she runs for the presidency. One moment he's flattering me; the next he shoving a shiv between my ribs. Readers will note my deft use of a semi-colon in the previous sentence. This is a clear indication of a person of exceptional education and intelligence, such as myself. But enough about me.
