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11/14/13

Progress Notes for Patient 540463: Obama, Barack, H.

11/14/13: I have stayed away from Patient for two days, for several reasons. Firstly, he has shown no real desire to abstain from weed. Secondly, he  has been behaving even more like a moron than usual and I need to see if I can determine  how much of his behavior  is the effect of Cannabis Sativa (var. Blueberry Yum Yum). Patient has been almost manic today, saying: "if you like your scalp you can keep your scalp and dancing around in a circle, chanting what he thinks is a native American battle song. I suspect this is all  the result of a bruised ego, which is a punishing thing to endure for someone with narcissistic personality disorder---Dictated by S.H. Rink, M.D.