Joke of the Day

A state trooper stopped a 95-year-old woman on Interstate 20. As he was checking her driver's license, he noticed that she had a concealed carry permit. "Got any guns with you, ma'am?" he asked. "Yes," she said."A 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console, and a 38 special in my purse." "Lady," asked the trooper, "what are you scared of?"
"Not a damn thing!" she said.