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5/28/14

Barack Obama's Diary: How to lead by pushing others to the front

Dear Diary: Never have I been so insulted! I bestowed my presence upon the cadets of West Point today and most of them failed to rise to their feet to applaud Me. They will all shortly be introduced to the audit process  of  the IRS. If there be as little as a candy bar missing, they will be left to rot in  some foul foreign  brig. Never have I, Barack Hussein Obama, been so egregiously dishonored in full view of the public. After all I've done for servicemen and women and veterans stricken with disease! The ingratitude!