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5/31/14

Barack Obama's Diary: Golfing is such sweet sorrow

  I played golf today with my buddy Wall Street banker Robert Wolf, a mega-donor to me and other Democrats. We played at Fort Belvoir with my aides Joe Paulsen and Marv Nicholson.
The  weather was perfect for cleansing my soul after the bloody business of parting company with Jay Carney and Eric Shinseki yesterday. And  then there was my so-called 'secret' lunch with Hillary who left the private dining room carpet wet with tears after I told her that she was getting no help from me, in the wake of Benghazi. But enough about me.