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10/12/14

Barack Obama's Diary: 200 blissful rounds

Dear Diary: 200 rounds today! How's that for a presidential record? Valerie Jarrett, who  is always thinking of the optics -- or, rather, is focused on the optics [my wit is wonderful, is it not?] suggested a photo-op of me before I left for the links at Fort Belvoir, talking with  my HHS  Secretary Sylvia Burwell about the new case of Ebola in Dallas. In fact, I was talking with Vladimir Putin who was offering to send me How to Organize a Party in a Brewery and other Organizational Challenges For Dummies, to help me deal with Ebola. "You  need it badly, Obamavitch," he said. "Thank you, Susan," I replied cunningly, purely for Media consumption