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4/15/15

Barack Obama's Diary: Bombs away!

Dear Diary: Valerie Jarrett wanted to do me a favor while I was in rainy Charlotte, N.C. today. She arranged for some guy from Florida to over-fly the South Lawn in a gyrocopter and drop a choom bomb that she could collect at leisure and hand over to me as a nice surprise. Alas, the pilot lacked fine control, dropped the choom okay, but then  provoked widespread alarm by crash-landing in the vicinity of  Congress. Oops.