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12/13/15

Barack Obama's Diary: I cause calm to settle across this mighty land

An ineffable calm has descended upon this land due to my firm  and confident leadership  which has quenched people's  desperate thirst for guidance in the midst of chaos. Let us stay the course, my fellow Americans, we need all hands on deck, let us hold our heads high and place our faith in my demonstrated ability to deter terrorism, from sea to shining sea.