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6/27/13

Laugh of the Day...

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.                          
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht.  Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."    
This means: Glad to meet you!  Don't drink the water.  The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan.  I can't understand you.  Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."