Four years ago Obama campaigned on the the fact that the middle class was losing ground, promising a turn-around. But three years into his presidency, the middle-class crisis has only deepened. Read it all.
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4/30/12
Seals Slam Obama over Osama
Navy SEALs are angry at being exploited as election fodder by Barack Obama. Toby Harnden of The Daily Mail reveals more
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Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: Forward! We have officially revealed our slogan for the campaign, I love it! 'Forward' contains the the dynamic youthfulness that I exemplify. I disagree with those who think it means four more years the same as the past four. [ It does of, course, but 'forward' means whatever you want it to mean.] Forward ! To me it sounds so virile and purposeful, if I say so myself. And I do. Some snarky blogger suggested that Romney should hit back with 'Upward'. There's talk again of Chris Christie running with Romney. I hope so. With Marco Rubio I would have to dial up my 'cool' factor even more. Talking of which, I'm still refining my spoken Spanish in preparation for the Cinco de Mayo party at the White House. "Forward! Forward! Vamanos! Vamanos! How cool is that? Now it's time for buenos noches and to cuddle up with Boo-Boo, my blankey, um-num-num-um. Boo-boo always make Barry feel better. And so to bed.
Obama's deficit attention disorder
"This president was sold as someone who could rise above Washington’s partisanship. Instead, he’s supervising it." Keith Koffler, normally at White House Dossier, eviscerates Obama on Politico
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4/29/12
Obama's great lie about oil
President Obama claims we can't even sustain our current oil consumption, yet Goldman Sachs predicted that the US will be the world's largest oil producer by 2017. Here are nine other mind-blowing estimates of the gigantic size of US energy reserves, which some assert will last into the 23rd century.
The fundraiser-in-chief
If you suspect that Barack Obama has been doing an unusual amount of re-election fundraising you are correct. He has held more re-election fundraisers than the previous five Presidents combined. More evidence that Dems are seriously worried about November. More here.
Freedom comes to dinner
The White House Correspondents' Dinner can be pain in the rear, with its smug, self-congratulatory preening by politicians, journos and comedians, the endless in-jokes, the irrelevant celebs (why Lindsay Lohan, for heaven's sake?) But irritating as it can be, it is powerful on another level. It celebrates a healthy public skepticism towards those in power. Try to imagine Muamar Gaddafi, Hitler, Stalin or Mamhoud Ahmedinehjad standing before an audience and making jokes about themselves. Not gonna happen. Tyrants have no sense of humor. Thank God we still do.
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: I have a blinding face-ache after the White House Correspondents' Dinner, having to grin all evening at every jest, however feeble. As for Me, I was hilariously funny, if I may say so myself, and I do. The audience were so astonished at the sublime humor of some of my jokes that, instead of laughing they fell into awed silence. Hillary looked daggers at me when I joked about her drunk-texting from Cartagena. I'm glad that I canned the original joke: " I did not have textual intercourse with that... woman." No sense of humor in Hillary. None at all.
I am still rehearsing my Spanish in preparation for the White House Cinco de Mayo party. "Hola, Jennifer Lopez, que pasa? " and "Hola, Marco Rubio! Eat alligators, bitch." I'm dog very tired. A quick prayer of congratulations to Myself, close laptop, then slide into bed with Boo-boo, my blankey. Barry love Boo-boo.. um-num-num-um...Buenos noches, Boo-boo. Hasta la vista, Diary. And so to bed.
I am still rehearsing my Spanish in preparation for the White House Cinco de Mayo party. "Hola, Jennifer Lopez, que pasa? " and "Hola, Marco Rubio! Eat alligators, bitch." I'm
4/28/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: I'm refreshing my basic Spanish skills for our upcoming Cinco de Mayonnaise celebration at the Casa Blanca. Gotta re-enthuse that important Latino vote, like this: "Hola! Como esta?" which means, "Hello, how are you?" And-- only for use by a cool prez like Me -- "Que pasa?" which means " Wassup bro?"
Pretty good, huh? Though I say so myself... and I do. I must try that out on Sonia Sottomayor when I ask her why she's making trouble in the Supreme Court. " Hola, Que pasa Sonia? Why are you guys in SCOTUS questioning POTUS?" Meanwhile, maybe Axelrod can start a rumor that Mitt Romney used to eat terrier tacos and make his Guatemalan gardener ride of the roof of the station wagon. It's been a long day and it's time to say a prayer to myself and cuddle up with Boo-boo my blankey... um-num-num-um... Buenos noches, Boo-boo. And so to bed.
Pretty good, huh? Though I say so myself... and I do. I must try that out on Sonia Sottomayor when I ask her why she's making trouble in the Supreme Court. " Hola, Que pasa Sonia? Why are you guys in SCOTUS questioning POTUS?" Meanwhile, maybe Axelrod can start a rumor that Mitt Romney used to eat terrier tacos and make his Guatemalan gardener ride of the roof of the station wagon. It's been a long day and it's time to say a prayer to myself and cuddle up with Boo-boo my blankey... um-num-num-um... Buenos noches, Boo-boo. And so to bed.
4/27/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: A masterstroke by yours truly, if I say so myself, and I do. On the anniversary of Bin Laden's death, I will be the center of attention being interviewed by Brian Williams of NBC -- here's the masterstroke -- in the White House situation room. Blogger Keith Koffler at his White House Dossier, is outraged by the breach of security and sarcastically suggests a tour of the nuclear codes as a sequel. Yes! Maybe slow jam them with Jay-Z: " I da prez: 5r-47-89-2. Vladimir Putin, we gonna nuke all of you..."
The whole event was aranged to remind people of the narrative of my gutsy and inspired approval of the raid on Bin Laden. Of course, the Republicans say it was all planned and run by Admiral McRaven and all I did was nod approval. But my trusty lapdogs at NBC will expunge him and quote McRaven never more. Time for bed, for Boo-boo my blankey, and all's right with the world. Um-num-num-um, Barry love Boo-boo.
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Pass the eye bleach: Edwards sex tape admissible
The judge in the John Edwards trial has rejected a bid by Edwards' former mistress to sharply restrict what the court and the public can hear about a sex tape the couple made together. More here
Cartoon: Alastair Graham
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4/26/12
Wy it's Wryday, Wryday
Chris Wysocki at Wyblog has wryly renamed today as Take your Daughter to the Unemployment Office Day. More here.
Shudder of the Year: law allows sex after death
Pass the brain bleach: A law making it legal for a husband to have sex with his wife for six hours after her death is being considered by Egypt's parliament. Let us not forget that Obama openly supported President Mubarak's downfall, which ultimately led to this. Details and links here
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: This job can be incredibly frustrating: like knowing I am as cool as Kanye and yet constantly being mocked for wearing mom jeans. One hack even wrote that journos who think I'm cool wouldn't know cool if it came out of a pigeon's ass and hit them in the face. Au contraire, as Nicolas Sarkozy might say: Just look at the way I handled things after a student spilled yogurt on me. A wipe with a napkin, then a quick change in the rear of the Beast into the spare suit that Marv stores in the trunk for such occasions. Now the restaurant where that incident occurred was so dazzled by my cool that it has named a parfait of Greek yogurt and fresh berries after Me. How cool is that? It's bedtime and I must take a moment to say a prayer of thanks to Myself, close the lap top and get Boo-boo My blankey out from under My pillows. Barry love blankey... um-num-num-um. Boo-boo, at least, knows I'm truly cool. And so to bed.
Lede of the Year
"Personally I’m not a fan of sex – I’ve always regarded it as a disappointing substitute for a cup of tea. But the American public seems to disagree." -- Tim Stanley in The Telegraph.
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4/25/12
Farm kids bite back over Obama job rules
The Obama administration [most of whom couldn't tell a pig from a boar ] want to stop children from doing family farm chores. This has drawn plenty of criticism from rural-district members of Congress. But now it’s attracting barbs from farm kids themselves. Here's why
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Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: A disappointment for my exalted self today. Advance reviews of my sublimely witty appearance on Jimmy Fallon's show are less than ecstatic. I was superb, though I say so myself, and I do. I showed how I am able to run the free world, and slow-jam a campaign speech at the same time. What more do they want? For me to do it on a motorcycle while juggling dog's heads chainsaws?
[Note to self: While I'm thinking of chainsaws, It's high time we ousted Debbie MiracleWhip-Shultz from the DNC. As fast as I recapture voters with late-night TV appearances, she's scaring them off with her abrasive manner and mayonnaise-coated hair.] Talking of scary women, Michelle has put down her vegetable-gardening book and is calling me to the Presidential bed. Time for my accustomed brief prayer to myself. And so to bed, there to sleep and surrender to the embrace of Boo-boo my blankey who's waiting under my pillow. Barry love Boo-boo, um-num-num-um
[Note to self: While I'm thinking of chainsaws, It's high time we ousted Debbie MiracleWhip-Shultz from the DNC. As fast as I recapture voters with late-night TV appearances, she's scaring them off with her abrasive manner and mayonnaise-coated hair.] Talking of scary women, Michelle has put down her vegetable-gardening book and is calling me to the Presidential bed. Time for my accustomed brief prayer to myself. And so to bed, there to sleep and surrender to the embrace of Boo-boo my blankey who's waiting under my pillow. Barry love Boo-boo, um-num-num-um
Obama widens race rift
A powerful post from Powerline: "Millions of Americans voted for Obama in part because they thought his election would put racial division to rest, or at least contribute to that goal. But the opposite has happened. Obama has been an extraordinarily divisive president; neither he nor others in his administration, like Eric Holder, have ever hesitated to foment race hatred when they thought it would serve the Democrats’ political interests. As it turned out, Obama’s election represented a setback for race relations in the United States, an outcome that virtually no one foresaw..."
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President Dork
Jimmy Kimmel says it's difficult to come up with jokes about a guy as "cool" as Obama. Cool? Real Man magazine disagrees:
"Who the hell are these people in the press that talk about how ‘cool’ Obama is? This goofball is definitely not cool. As a matter of fact, he’s the antithesis of cool. The guys that call him ‘cool’? They tend to be limp-wristed, panty-waisted, metro-sexual, geeks. They wouldn’t know cool if it dropped out of a pigeon’s butt and hit them in the face. Why do you think these guys in the media aren’t poking fun at Obama or calling him a dork – because he dresses, talks, and acts just like they do..."
Now, that's cool!
"Who the hell are these people in the press that talk about how ‘cool’ Obama is? This goofball is definitely not cool. As a matter of fact, he’s the antithesis of cool. The guys that call him ‘cool’? They tend to be limp-wristed, panty-waisted, metro-sexual, geeks. They wouldn’t know cool if it dropped out of a pigeon’s butt and hit them in the face. Why do you think these guys in the media aren’t poking fun at Obama or calling him a dork – because he dresses, talks, and acts just like they do..."
Now, that's cool!
4/24/12
It's Mitt all the way
Mitt Romney romped home late Tuesday night with CNN calling victory in all five primaries. Details here
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: A long, long, day, motivating young voters from North Carolina to Colorado. Included was a taping of the Jimmy Fallon Show. Fallon unexpectedly asked about the Secret Service debacle. Awkwaaard... I was expecting the usual softball questions. But I handled it well, though I say so myself, and I do. I smoothly blamed a 'couple of knuckleheads.'' Of course, it's was a tad more than that, but most TV hosts are too overcome with awe to harass me with follow-up questions. Then on to Boulder Colorado where a flustered student spilled yogurt on my pants. Talking of pants the Cartagena debacle continues with Senator Chuck Grassley demanding to know details of our internal inquiry which cleared White House staff of inappropriate conduct. Grassley wants to know things like exactly how many WH Staff had overnight guests in their rooms. Sigh...a leader's work is never done. Mutt Mitt seems to have wrapped up his nomination late tonight. With that I must close the laptop, say a fervent prayer to myself, renew acquaintance with Boo-boo, my blankey, um-num-num-um, Barry love Boo-boo. And so to bed, trying not dream about Ann Romney measuring the Oval Office for drapes.
Another Dem nightmare: Dalai Lama 'loves' President Bush
In another nightmare for progressives: The Dalai Lama expresses his great affection for President Bush.
The Dems worst nightmare: A living American Dream
We brought you news of this remarkable woman a couple of days ago. She is the Republican nominee for the Congressional 4th District in Utah and she is the embodiment of the American Dream. Be afraid Democrats, be very afraid.
Mitt Romney's on the line, sir...
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What in Gaia's name will progressives target now?
James Lovelock, guru of global warming activists, now admits his warnings were "alarmist" . Full credit to him for honesty. But watch how progressives quickly find another all-encompassing reason to regulate the rest of us. More here
Trayvon aftermath: mob beats man
The race baiters have succeeded. Mathew Owens, a white man, was on his porch in Mobile, Alabama, when a mob of 20 black men beat him so savagely that he had to be hospitalized and remains in critical condition. Owens' sister alleges that, as the mob left, one man said: "Now that's justice for Trayvon."
Don't hold your breath awaiting a concerned reaction from Sharpton, Obama, et al. Details here.
Don't hold your breath awaiting a concerned reaction from Sharpton, Obama, et al. Details here.
Hasta la vista, Obama: Voting with their feet (2)
For the first time since the Great Depression, more Mexicans are leaving the US than entering. Here's why.
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4/23/12
California leaving: Voting with their feet (1)
The Golden State's fastest-growing entity is government and its biggest product is red tape. The first thing that comes to many American minds when you mention California isn't Hollywood or tanned girls on a beach, but Greece. Californians are increasingly pursuing happiness elsewhere. Read more
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Barack Obama's Diary
Meantime, the Cartagena debacle is getting way out of hand. Now trouble-makers are inquiring about the conduct of my staff in Cartagena, among them Marvellous Marv my trip director, whose behavior is without blemish. Carney has so far fended off the media hacks effectively, but Joe Lieberman is a determined old geezer and not easily deterred. Talking about geezers, Mr Queen, Prince Philip, or whatever he calls himself came up with the perfect words to describe this day when I accidentally stood on his foot during my visit to Buckingham Palace a year ago: "Bloody hell!" quoth the Prince. Today has truly been a day of 'bloody hell'. Now for a prayer of consolation to myself. Close the laptop. And so to bed.
Nigel nukes Eurocrats
I wish we had British politician Nigel Farage in Congress to eviscerate Democrats the way he does Eurocrats in the European parliament who also think big government is our salvation. Nigel says no:
Obama's $8.3 billion election maneuver
The New York Post has a disturbing revelation: "Call it President Obama’s Committee for the Re-Election of the President — a political slush fund at the Health and Human Services Department. Only this isn’t some little fund from shadowy private sources; this is taxpayer money, redirected to help Obama win another term. A massive amount of it, too — $8.3 billion. Yes, that’s billion, with a B." Read it all
Obama 'trying to put US seas under UN law'
President Obama’s plan for stepped up government regulation of the oceans includes an unreported effort to cede U.S. oceans to United Nations-based international law, KleinOnline has learned. Details here
4/22/12
For the Love of Mia
Conservative Mia Love has won the GOP's 4th Congressional district's nomination. Gateway Pundit has her inspiring story and her campaign video:
Mitt finds his voice
Don Surber thinks Mitt Romney is at last finding his voice. See if you agree. We're certainly a long way from 'Anyone But Mitt.' Read it all
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: David 'The Ax' Axelrod has been doing damage control today over the GSA scandal, saying on Meet the Press that I was "apoplectic" with anger over it. Rather, I was incandescent 25-watt compact-fluorescent with rage-- to be PC about it. [Note to historians: I am always PC.] There is no doubt -- since I am, infallible-- that I am surrounded by "bloody incompetents" -- a phrase I picked up from Mr Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, who used it to describe the U.S. Secret Service after they managed to get one of our limos stuck on a British railroad crossing. If I had paid attention to the old geezer, I would have been able to clean house before the Colombia prostitute debacle. Time for bed and Boo-boo, my blankey who is certainly not bloody incompetent. Barry love Boo-boo um-num-num-um.
Clooney Tunes
The Obama campaign is running a sweepstakes with a $3 entry fee. First prize is dinner at George Clooney's LA mansion with Clooney and the President. Second prize: Two dinners?
Iran clones drone
4/21/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: A better day. The dog-eating hysteria has died to a whimper. Same goes for the Secret Service debacle. Great weather in DC this morning so Me, Biden, Mike Brush and Marvelous Marv motorcaded to Andrews for golf. I played my usual immaculate game, taking calls between holes to keep up with events. It's no surprise that my czars are awed by my ability to multitask. Today, I put a digital recorder in my shirt pocket to record a sample of dialog for myriad biographies that will be written about my incomparable, shining presidency. "OK, give a me five iron. Yeah, Leon, it's OK to use a drone to take out al-Assad... hold for a second...Janet, you want to fire Director Sullivan for the Cartagena screw-up? No, first let's wait to see what dirt he's got on all of us, Joe in particular. I'll have the putter now... hey, Joe, what the heck! How did your ball get a foot nearer the hole... Leon are you still there? I've got no problem with stepping up drone attacks in Yemen...Fore!"
Yes, my nimble multitasking is breathtaking to hear, though I say so myself...and I do. I guess it's that time again, close the laptop, say a brief prayer to myself and join Michelle who is still awake, reading. And so to bed and the restorative touch of Boo-boo, my blankey who love Barry, um-num-num-um...
Yes, my nimble multitasking is breathtaking to hear, though I say so myself...and I do. I guess it's that time again, close the laptop, say a brief prayer to myself and join Michelle who is still awake, reading. And so to bed and the restorative touch of Boo-boo, my blankey who love Barry, um-num-num-um...
The Dung Beetle Award goes to...
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4/20/12
Hookers downgrade US credit
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B. Read it all.
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The deadly serious side of eating dog
Who Obama is and why he thinks as he does. Read it all at Bob Belvedere's The Camp of the Saints here.
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: My tolerance for endless jokes about my eating dogs is wearing very thin. It rips me inside to see my exalted self mocked by bottom-feeding bloggers, MSM hacks and other primordial creatures. A sample:
Q: What does Obama call a mutt?
A: Trail mix.
Marv my marvelous body guy usually notices when I'm down and suggests shooting some hoops. He's always careful to lose against me which restores my self-esteem.The Secret Service debacle rages on. I'm not sure how long we can shield Director Sullivan before throwing him under the campaign bus that's ready in the driveway (not idling, of course)
Q: What does Obama call a mutt?
A: Trail mix.
Marv my marvelous body guy usually notices when I'm down and suggests shooting some hoops. He's always careful to lose against me which restores my self-esteem.The Secret Service debacle rages on. I'm not sure how long we can shield Director Sullivan before throwing him under the campaign bus that's ready in the driveway (not idling, of course)
Well...it's been a long and tiring day, Marv has laid Boo-boo, my blankey, under my pillow so I can rub my cheek with the satin edging after wake in a sweat from my recurring nightmare of Romney measuring the Oval Office for drapes. Boo-boo... um-num-num, always making Barry feel better. Michelle is calling me. After a quick prayer to myself, I will close the lap top. And so bed.
4/19/12
Barack... slip sliding away
"Ridicule is the most potent political weapon. Obama is rapidly looking less and less like a President and more and more like an inept pol who’s also something of a doofus. Romney looks like a President, he acts and talks like a President; Obama was always surrounded by a rock star aura...Obama will always have his groupies, but his hold on the Oval Office is slipping away." Read more at The Virginian
Work AND get unemployment benefits
Obama plans to allow workers to "test" new jobs while still drawing unemployment benefits. A perfect solution
for newly-unemployed Secret Service agents.
for newly-unemployed Secret Service agents.
Cookies: Time to bite back
The latest half-baked Dem attack on Romney involves small-talk about cookies in Pittsburgh. I guess we'll have to bite back:
What does Obama call a Chihuahua?
Lunch.
What does Obama call a Chihuahua?
Lunch.
4/18/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: A long and stressful day: a photo-op meeting with students seeking jobs in Ohio and then two fundraisers in Detroit. With the price of jet fuel the way it is, I'm glad that it's not on my Visa card. Then along comes this dog-eating Internet meme with bloggers making jokes about chicken poodle soup, claims that Bo is missing and people demanding to see pictures of him alongside today's newspaper. Hardy, har, har. And to cap it all a rumor has now blown up-- if you will -- about a sex tape involving a State Dept. official on a roof in Baghdad. On a roof ? This is in addition to the Secret Service prostitution debacle. Has everybody gone insane? How dare they smear my deservedly messianic reputation.
David "The Ax" Axelrod has ordered a driver to bring my campaign bus to the White House so we can throw Mark Sullivan under it when an 'internal investigation' unsurprisingly reveals that the buck [or rather, the $47 bucks] stops with the Director of the Secret Service. Boo-boo my blankey is under my pillow, um-num-num. A quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.
David "The Ax" Axelrod has ordered a driver to bring my campaign bus to the White House so we can throw Mark Sullivan under it when an 'internal investigation' unsurprisingly reveals that the buck [or rather, the $47 bucks] stops with the Director of the Secret Service. Boo-boo my blankey is under my pillow, um-num-num. A quick prayer to myself. And so to bed.
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Top tweets about Obama eating dog meat
Something tells me that we're not going to hear much more about Mitt Romney's pooch riding on the roof of his station wagon decades ago. Don't miss these Tweets. By the way, anyone here seen Bo?
4/17/12
Christie open to VP discussion
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie left the door slightly open when asked how he would react if offered the Vice Presidency by Mitt Romney. Read it all.
Holder's secretive protest team
Who are the Peacemakers? And what is the real purpose of the DoJ 's secretive team monitoring the Trayvon Martin protests? Find out more
Obama throws Brits under bus
British troops have fought bravely since 2001 -- and 400 have died -- alongside US troops in Afghanistan. Now Obama has repaid our closest ally by refusing to oppose Argentina's renewed bid to colonize the Falkland Islands whose inhabitants wish to remain British. Good move, Barack, that should encourage the Brits to stand by our side in future crises. More here
Romney 48%, Obama 43%!
The latest Gallup poll has Romney 5% ahead of Obama among registered voters if a general election were held now. Details here
Obama runs out of gas
Obama grasped the thorn of high gas prices during a speech in the White House Rose Garden today. You gotta hand it to the guy, he's consistent: Blame someone else for a problem -- in this case "speculators" -- then point lots of taxpayer money at the problem -- in this case $52 million for additional market oversight. Even then, said the Great One, he can't solve the problem overnight. Clearly, when it comes to real solutions, he's running on fumes.
Hookergate: Girls underage?
Uh-oh ...Just when the Colombian hooker scandal was blowing over, so to speak, comes news that some of the girls may have been underage.
4/16/12
Barack Obama's Diary
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Kinky Lede of the Week
The Secret Service has stripped 11 agents tied to a prostitution scandal in Colombia of their "Top Secret" clearances... Read the rest.
Cavorting on your dime
If you've just mailed a sizable check to the IRS, you might want to avoid looking at these pictures of government employees living high on the taxpayer hog. Not good for your blood pressure.
[Thanks BJS]
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Hillary's Political Party
4/15/12
Barack Obama's Diary
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The upside of hooker haggling
Reason sees an upside to the Secret Service scandal: "...police were called in over haggling about a $47 fee between a hooker and a Secret Service agent ...
This was a rare and laudable example of a Department of Homeland Security employee trying to save taxpayers some money..."
This was a rare and laudable example of a Department of Homeland Security employee trying to save taxpayers some money..."
Gossip, rumors, truths and cover-ups
Shssssh... Laughing Conservative spills the beans:
Gossip has it that the Secret Service prostitution scandal at the Summit of the Americas in Colombia was sparked by agents' ignorance of local law which allows hotels to make an extra charge if a woman goes to a man's room. Double fail: evidence of undisciplined conduct, but also evidence of poor pre-planning and research by a team charged with protecting a hotel full of Administration aides and staff. Even before the current scandal, morale at the agency was rumored to be low --with protectors hostile towards management that they felt did not support them sufficiently in disputes with protectees.
Rumor has it that Amanda Bynes, who allegedly sideswiped a cop car at 3 a.m., is the latest starlet to suffer from Britney/Lindsay Syndrome
There's Gossip that the Obama SuperPac may have return Bill Maher's million-dollar donation after Maher went go too far in insulting conservative women.
Gossip has it that the Secret Service prostitution scandal at the Summit of the Americas in Colombia was sparked by agents' ignorance of local law which allows hotels to make an extra charge if a woman goes to a man's room. Double fail: evidence of undisciplined conduct, but also evidence of poor pre-planning and research by a team charged with protecting a hotel full of Administration aides and staff. Even before the current scandal, morale at the agency was rumored to be low --with protectors hostile towards management that they felt did not support them sufficiently in disputes with protectees.
Rumor has it that Amanda Bynes, who allegedly sideswiped a cop car at 3 a.m., is the latest starlet to suffer from Britney/Lindsay Syndrome
There's Gossip that the Obama SuperPac may have return Bill Maher's million-dollar donation after Maher went go too far in insulting conservative women.
4/14/12
Barack Obama's Diary
Dear Diary: You would think that an eminent personage like Myself could catch a break from the media hacks while I'm far from home at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia. But no. It seems some Secret Service guys [not my personal detail] decided to have night on the town before my arrival. A prostitute was said to have been hired and then not paid, so she laid a complaint, if you will. Now the whole daggone advance team has been recalled to the US. I thought I had planned for everything at this summit... I even have an agent checking constantly for open mikes so I don't have my private comments to other leaders on my "flexibility" broadcast to the world. Now comes this disaster: Instead of having a spotlight shine on Myself warming the hearts of those millions of Latino voters back home, I have become a mere footnote to this sordid tale of deceit and debauchery. The conference at the castle of San Felipe de Barajas, an ancient but still functional structure [kinda like Joe Biden] concluded without any major problems. Now I am preparing for bed. Marvelous Marv has laid out my jammies and Boo-boo, my blankey, plus one of my favorite MET-rx protein bars in case I wake in the middle of the night jet-lagged and hungry. My personal Secret Service detail are on duty so I can sleep soundly. Now for my prayer to myself, and so to bed.
Warthog of the Week
