The capital city of the loony left is mulling a ban on goldfish, tropical fish and guppies. The LC is aware, from eating in many fine Chinese restaurants, that goldfish are an essential part of Feng Shui. Banning their sale would arguably discriminate against SF's sizable Chinese-American community.The LC predicts that, if this paradox threatens a psychic meltdown among thousands of Bay City moonbats, the fish ban will not become law.
(Hat Tip: Memeorandum)
