Ask Cabbie: Mobile advice columnist

Dear Cabbie: I am a multi-billionaire  but  I pay less tax than my secretary. I think I should  be paying more taxes. What should I do? -- W.B., Omaha

Dear W.B.: You gotta be freakin' kiddin' me, right?  If you are so goddam antsy to pay more tax, get your checkbook out your pocket, write a check for 50% of your pay and mail it to to the IRS -- end of  problem. You still  gotta problem widdat?    Fuggedaboudit: Write a check for  all your goddam income and send it to me. I got mouths to feed.  Hey, buddy, where you goin'? We tip 15 % in Manhattan. Goddam Nebraskan tightwad -- Cabbie