The incomparable Andy Borowitz has a letter from Mitt Romney to the American people: "...comments I made about poor people made me look terrible. This always seems to happen when I say what I really believe. The fact is, I do care about poor people. That’s because I’m poor myself, when you compare me to Mark Zuckerberg. According to most projections, Facebook’s IPO should net Mr. Zuckerberg a personal fortune of $28 billion. I couldn’t make a pile of dough-re-mi like that even if I fired people 24 hours a day..." Read it all.
