A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you
probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the
freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but
your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new
penis. They work great, but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000
an inch." The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But
I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this
is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five
incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a
five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she
plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes, I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"And what was your decision?"
"We're getting granite countertops."
[Thanks R.K]
