7/15/13

Fury as US is convulsed by media hype

America was convulsed by a second day of  media outrage today as  the MSM tried desperately to ignite mass riots in response to the George Zimmerman acquittal.
"There's Sum Ting Wong with people," said a spokesperson for KTVU in the Bay area of  San Francisco. "We need increased viewership, but even  offensive racial stereotypes Arnt Wok In today."  Meantime, other hacks  blocked an LA highway, waving placards reading: "We are all Trayvon," and "We can't  spel or read cursive, neither"  But they failed to attract other demonstrators. Brian Williams appeared on NBC News wearing his most serious necktie. "News  helicopters have  been out  nationally all day", he lamented, "but  they  have brought back no shots of ravening hordes of black people seeking justice for Trayvon." [HVW]